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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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