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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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