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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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