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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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