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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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