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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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