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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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