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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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