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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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