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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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