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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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