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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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