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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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