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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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