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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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