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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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