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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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