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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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