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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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