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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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