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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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