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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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