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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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