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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Stella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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