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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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