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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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