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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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