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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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