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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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