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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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