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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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