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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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