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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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