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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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