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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Coco eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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