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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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