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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.