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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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