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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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