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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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