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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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