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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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