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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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