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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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