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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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