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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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