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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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