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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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