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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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