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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.