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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊
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