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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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